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Being raped by trees isn’t funny.

May 14, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Pollinating!

Pollens. Goddamn pollens. Tiny and light representations of the trees’ unstoppable annual desire to fornicate with us humans. Isn’t it just wrong? Just because a guy walks out in the middle of a beautiful day to grab a couple of beers shouldn’t mean that he is willing to serve as a tree’s platform to reproduce! Must we carry decongestants all the time, feeling like we wear two clogged sewer pipes on our faces?

There you have it. Yet another reason why I miss London so badly. The proper English summer rain would pound those pollens with its mighty droplets against a Victorian sidewalk. And we, unsuspecting men and women, would roam and schmooze freely. **Achoo!!**

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Bite me.

May 13, 2009 · 2 Comments

Yours truly has just received his first hate mail. I’m kinda surprised / disappointed it took so long, but on second thought, I could feel happier… Either it took the creationists such a long time to grasp what I say in my posts that I received my first message in May 2009; or there are fewer creationists / religious nutjobs / other people who feel great when they e-mail death threats to people who offend them online.

Anyway. I think I’ll have more time to post and look after my blog now that my girlfriend dumped me and I am an utterly unemployed graduate. Till then, cheerio. :)

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Dork

March 31, 2009 · Leave a Comment

The Ultimate Dork

The Ultimate Dork

Condoms do work, and they do help reduce the spread of HIV; Dork.

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Missing London.

March 26, 2009 · 1 Comment

 

The City

The City

Dad’s just come back from Africa. He knows I’ve started learning French, so to encourage me, he brought a few papers in French, and a couple in English. Being a fan of the Big Smoke, yours truly tossed all papers but the Telegraph and the Mail. 

 

My eyes almost watered. I do miss London. Those of you lucky enough to be there – enjoy, and buy yourselves a pint for me.

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How NOT to poke a psychotic beast with a 20′ stick

January 11, 2009 · 2 Comments

It behooves the author of this blog to add a disclaimer to this specific post; so here it is:

1. I do not condone the killing of innocent civilians.
2. No one could abhor terrorism more than me.
3. This post isn’t about what’s right or wrong, it’s about what’s expected and unexpected.
4. The author of this post is neither Israeli, nor Palestinian; neither Jewish, nor Muslim, and he does not live in a country bordering Israel, the West Bank or Gaza Strip; so the only bias this post might have is a personal one.

When I first met the late Stanford Shaw at a concert in Ankara, I was so thrilled the only thing I could talk about was the maestro. After a couple of days, when I could pull it together and yap endlessly about what I thought I knew about the Middle East, seeing him watch patiently, I couldn’t help but ask his views on the Middle East. “Well,” he said, “you wanna know what I say? I say a plague to both their households!

That was 2003. Prof. Shaw had long been in Ankara, teaching at Bilkent University, long after his house in Calif. was blown up by terrorists. Now it’s 2008, and little in the Middle East has changed.

There are mainly two different – and sadly, extreme – views on anything between Israel and Hamas, Fatah, or Hezbollah. Unfortunately, both focus on normative, ethical, or even historical basis of their argument and the status quo. On the one hand, you have Israel and its fervent supporters, who are only too happy to see Gaza or southern Lebanon levelled; and on the other, well, Islamic extremists, plain and simple. Their system of thought is simple too: If Israel’s the one who did something, that something is surely wrong. Most adherents to this view also believe that the world is secretly ruled by Jews and freemasons.

A paragraph that follows the introduction of the two arguments and that would attempt to analyse or discuss the views is precisely the point where any reasonable way out is inadvertently blocked. There is absolutely no point in discussing the mutually-demonizing views of the Israelis and Arabs, since both sides enjoy opulence in evidence against their enemy. Last week alone saw very eloquent propaganda by both Israel and Hamas, in that any loyal viewer of CNN or BBC would see Hamas the defiant firing rockets at Ashkelon and as far as Beersheba, and IAF flying sortie after sortie, with planes delivering their payload to one of the most densely populated areas of the world. 

In the summer of 2006, I told my friends that Hezbollah was to blame for the beginning of hostilities with Israel. Their initial reaction was one of disbelief. After all, why should Hezbollah shoulder the blame for the destruction of Beirut? And this is where they failed. This is where people of the same opinion fail today, as Israel pounds Gaza.

Any scholar of politics would tell you that a snowball in the Sahara has more chance than Hamas/Fatah/Hezbollah against Israel in conventional warfare. The best either could use, in conventional warfare, is AK-47, or Qassams or Katyushas. The IDF has the Merkava, F-16s, and a very well-equipped navy. It does not shy from using chemically enhanced ammunition. In symmetric, conventional warfare, Israel’s always the winner. Go read your 20th century history if you don’t believe me. Thus, what H/F/H would choose, if they wish to gain an upper hand against Israel, is terrorism. Terrorism, regardless of its being a crime and a horrible one, is a strategy, especially for the underdogs.

But no, in 2006, Hezbollah, and a few days ago, Hamas chose to launch rocket attacks against Israel. Well, Gaza hadn’t been occupied, and waging a conventional war against Israel is a 100 per cent reliable method of suicide. Just look at the figures! Almost 400 dead! As I write, the UN Security Council is debating on a resolution, which will very probably be vetoed by the United States, and the Gazans will be left to Israel’s mercy. That mercy has never been terribly abundant. This is where the beast analogy kicks in. 

Israel is a very powerful actor in the Middle East. It enjoys such an unprecedented support in the United States that even academics face strong pressure when they attempt to publish a book against the Israel Lobby. It has one of the most well-equipped armies in the region, has won the wars of ‘48, ‘56, ‘67 and ‘73 against coalitions of Arab nations. By Middle Eastern standards, Israel is indeed quite a powerful country.

Israel is a beast. It has little value for civilians hurt or killed as collateral damage, and has done little do restrain itself in the face of international pressure before recalling its planes and troops from Lebanon in 2006. Despite the IDF’s sophistication, it has failed to minimize incidents involving civilians killed while sunbathing in Gaza. Israel is hardly a rational actor, and if it is, it is a ruthless one.

So why would Hamas, in the face of all odds against it, provoke Israel into this bloodshed? With the hospitals full, roads inaccessible, and people left without basic supplies and services, is it a really worthwhile sacrifice for an ambiguous settlement in the future? 

Or, had Hamas thought it would get away with firing a few rockets on Israeli civilians, and not get punished by the IDF? Did they really, seriously  expect the beast to sit down idly while it was being poked by a much smaller and weaker creature holding a thin but sharp stick?

No.

Call me a lunatic, but I am afraid they, or their masters, if any, would know better than that. They had seen what happened in Lebanon in 2006. Yes, Israel eventually backed down and retreated, but at the expense of countless lives and half of Beirut. Any conflict is prone to escalation unless severely and seriously limited to surgical operations. Clearly, Operation Cast Lead has been anything but surgical so far. With the BBC reporters astonished by the persistence of Israeli statesmen trying to explain the deaths of hundreds and more than a thousand injured by the mere notion of self-defense, there’s very little to suggest a close end to the atrocities that marked the end of 2008.

This is where I saved a draft of this blog, on January 1. Everything below this line is written on January 11.

Now it’s well past the lines of sanity. The death toll is already above 800, and the IDF is throwing leaflets in Gaza, warning people of an impending third wave of attacks. I don’t feel like I can, or should say more about the political aspect of all this bloodshed. With the first ladies creating a photo-op for themselves in Istanbul, the Arab countries utterly incapable of a united stand, and a Europe so devoid of any military presence inside their continent, let alone the Middle East, there’s little for ordinary people like the humble author of this blog to do. 

Past days saw a few rockets being fired from southern Lebanon, allegedly by Hezbollah, into Israel. As any student of politics or conflict resolution would remember, wars, once they begin, have this unpleasant tendency to escalate horizontally and vertically, i.e. across the surrounding region and with greater and more diverse firepower. To me, the risk of Iran joining this conflict, though nominally low at this stage, is much higher than when we didn’t see hundreds of people being killed in and around Gaza. 

A moral of this conflict? I’m sure we’re all convinced that none will be taken. Apart from breeding hatred amongst Palestinians and Arabs and Muslims of the next generation against Israel, this latest conflict in Gaza has done little do damage Israel. With the awareness of Israel’s ruthless tactics and ease of finding excuses to exercise military force, Hamas should blame itself just as much as it blames Israel for all this… 

Let’s hope this doesn’t get any worse than it already has. And please consider donating to a humanitarian relief organization of your choice.

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Coming up…

December 28, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Here’s what you should expect for the next few days:

1. Pakistan – India: Simmering, cooling, boiling, heated, or however you might want to describe, after Mumbai, very few threads hold the magic wand that will give these people nukes instead of bats to play cricket with.

2. Israel – Gaza: Shocker. I bet you’re so surprised you’re shivering to the tune of Hava Nageela. In all probability, this will precede the South Asian showdown in this blog, and I’m planning to take a slightly different stance than commonly taken by the Europeans or the Americans. So sit tight, and tell me I’m wrong. 

3. And, as always, Richard Dawkins: How his website’s banned in Turkey and why we should care; alongside amateur legal advice that he could choose to heed.

 

But first, I think I should go get some sleep.

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Back

December 28, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Long time no see, eh? Well, I’d been busy finishing my dissertation and dealing with truckloads of paperwork, I almost forgot about this blog, I  must admit. It was very close to being forgotten like a few others I had around, but no; no, the bullshitting people and the crappy politics would never let me. After quite a few drunken nights out and recalibration back home, these pages will see more of yours truly.

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The US is learning

August 27, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Apparently the US has decided to keep one ship off Poti and carry out the humanitarian relief efforts through Batumi. That’s a good start. But there are rumors Russia’s moving new vessels into the Mediterranean…

 

Now seriously, WTF?

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Ships, lots of them

August 26, 2008 · Leave a Comment

 

Shh... Vladimir's speaking.

Shh! Vladimir is speaking!

Even Medvedev appears to be looking for instructions from Putin, not to mention all other ministers at the cabinet meeting in Moscow. When the West (here we go again, Greenwichism flavored “us” vs. “them” rhetoric) recognized Kosovo as an independent state, most people thought Russia would not go so far to conceive more problems in the Caucasus, but look what we’ve got… 

 

Russia has now formally recognized South Ossetia and Abkhazia as independent states, and will soon begin establishing diplomatic missions and send diplomatic personnel to those areas. Everyone’s yelling bloody “Cold War”, but nobody seems to care. Rice says any resolution brought to the Security Council is going to be stillborn, but who said someone’s bringing a reso to the SC in the first place, Condy? I mean, come on, did you really think Russia would let you get away with recognizing Kosovo without an SC resolution? Seems very suspiciously like an eye for an eye, but the winner behind the scenes seems to be Russia. See how:

 

  • Russia’s a littoral state to the Black Sea, which, according to Montreux Convention on the Turkish Straits, give her the right to put any amount of naval firepower in there. Same goes for all other littoral states, of which Turkey, Bulgaria and Romania are NATO members.
  • Russia’s blocking one of the key ports of Georgia, Poti, despite the fact that the port city isn’t in Abkhazia. Having already had problems with the Turkish authorities in trying to push its huge hospital-ships through the Dardanelles and the Bosphorus, the US has little to use to compel Russia to lift this siege. To make things worse, they’re not even thinking of airlifting the vital supply they say they’re sending to Georgia, or using another port city, Batumi.

    East-Southeastern Shore

    Black Sea. TU: Southern Shore, BG+RO: Western Shore, Georgia: East-Southeastern Shore

  • Here’s the best bit: According to the Montreux Convention, no non-littoral state can have more than 45,000 GWT of military vessels at one time. Having honored the terms of the convention once by succumbing to Turkish demands about the obese hospital ships, the US could hardly risk pressing Turkey to put American military vessels into Black Sea to compel the Russians to lift the maritime siege on Poti. There’s only one way to put “Western” firepower in Black Sea, and that is to convince/press at least one littoral NATO member (TU, BG or RO) to transfer vessels to the area, which will do little to defuse the situation. 
So, we’ve got ourselves a great deadlock. How about some questions then?
  • Honestly, if your only intention is to send supplies (see, I’m already over asking whether they’re humanitarian or military) to Georgia, why not airlift via Turkey, or ship to Batumi instead of Poti? 
  • Only the Brits have had the balls so far to categorically reject the Russian recognition of S. Ossetia and Abkhazia, what’s wrong with the other European countries?
  • If, say, one day – and that day’s very probably very close – Russians assume the protection of the “newly-independent” statelets of South Ossetia and Abkhazia, how is NATO planning to show really how concerned it is of Georgia’s independence and territorial integrity? Invoke article 5? LMAO?
  • With Saakashvili’s popularity plummeting in Georgia faster than you can spell his name, how exactly is the West going to try to save Georgia from falling once again into Russian sphere of influence? Or is it going to in the first place?
I’ve got no answers. The ones that come every now and then, I refute before they’re born. Serious deadlock for the West. Even NATO’s Sec-Gen keeps yelling at Medvedev for what he’s done. The West should be horribly worried right now. I am.

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Oh, the sweet irony of it!

August 22, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Boris Johnson is taking things very seriously in London. Or at least so it seems. With the giant screen set up at Trafalgar Square and the crowds gathered to watch the Spaniards narrowly defeat the Lithuanians today, it took only a few rounds of applause by the Spanish spectators for the students of history or political science to smile wryly.

No wonder Horatio’s back was turned to us all…

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